A female teacher was having a problem with
Akpos in her class of 3rd grade.
Akpos said ‘M’am, I should be in 4th grade,
i’m
smarter than my sister & she’s in the 4th
grade’.
The M’am {Teacher} had heard enough of his
complaints & took Akpos to the Principal’s
office.
She explained everything to the Principal who
decided 2 test Akpos with some questions
that a
4th grade pupil should know.
Principal: What’s 3 + 3?
Akpos: 6
Principal: 6 + 6?
Akpos: 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many questions
&
Akpos got them right.
The Principal then asked M’am 2 send Akpos
to
4th grade.
M’am decided to ask some more questions &
the Principal agreed.
M’am: What does a cow have 4 of, that I’ve
only
2 of?
Akpos: Legs
M’am: What’s in your pants that you have but
I
don’t have?
Akpos: Pockets
M’am: What starts with a C & ends with T, is
hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish
liquid?
Akpos: Coconut
M’am: What goes in hard & pink then comes
out
soft & sticky?
The principal’s eyes open really wide, but b4
he
could stop the answer, the boy was taking
charge.
Akpos: Bubble Gum
M’am: You stick your poles inside me. You tie
me down to get me up, I get wet before you
do.
What am
I?
Akpos: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M’am: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with
me
when u’re bored.
The best man always has me 1st n what am I?
Akpos: Wedding Ring
M’am: I come in many sizes. When I’m not
well,
I drip. When u blow me, you feel good?
Akpos: Nose
M’am: I’ve a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I
come with a quiver
Akpos: Arrow
M’am: What starts with ‘F’ & ends with a ‘K’ &
if
you don’t get it, you have to use your hand?
Akpos:Fork
M’am: What’s it that all men have, it’s longer
in
some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use
his
& a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Akpos: Surname
M’am: What part of the man has no bone, but
has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin &
is
responsible for making love?
Akpos: Heart
The principal heaved a sigh of relief & told
the
teacher, ‘Send Akpos 2 University, I got the
last
10 questions wrong myself!
Akpos in her class of 3rd grade.
Akpos said ‘M’am, I should be in 4th grade,
i’m
smarter than my sister & she’s in the 4th
grade’.
The M’am {Teacher} had heard enough of his
complaints & took Akpos to the Principal’s
office.
She explained everything to the Principal who
decided 2 test Akpos with some questions
that a
4th grade pupil should know.
Principal: What’s 3 + 3?
Akpos: 6
Principal: 6 + 6?
Akpos: 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many questions
&
Akpos got them right.
The Principal then asked M’am 2 send Akpos
to
4th grade.
M’am decided to ask some more questions &
the Principal agreed.
M’am: What does a cow have 4 of, that I’ve
only
2 of?
Akpos: Legs
M’am: What’s in your pants that you have but
I
don’t have?
Akpos: Pockets
M’am: What starts with a C & ends with T, is
hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish
liquid?
Akpos: Coconut
M’am: What goes in hard & pink then comes
out
soft & sticky?
The principal’s eyes open really wide, but b4
he
could stop the answer, the boy was taking
charge.
Akpos: Bubble Gum
M’am: You stick your poles inside me. You tie
me down to get me up, I get wet before you
do.
What am
I?
Akpos: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M’am: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with
me
when u’re bored.
The best man always has me 1st n what am I?
Akpos: Wedding Ring
M’am: I come in many sizes. When I’m not
well,
I drip. When u blow me, you feel good?
Akpos: Nose
M’am: I’ve a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I
come with a quiver
Akpos: Arrow
M’am: What starts with ‘F’ & ends with a ‘K’ &
if
you don’t get it, you have to use your hand?
Akpos:Fork
M’am: What’s it that all men have, it’s longer
in
some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use
his
& a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Akpos: Surname
M’am: What part of the man has no bone, but
has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin &
is
responsible for making love?
Akpos: Heart
The principal heaved a sigh of relief & told
the
teacher, ‘Send Akpos 2 University, I got the
last
10 questions wrong myself!
One word for Akpos?